Item #54-3800760 Williams-Sonoma Snowflake Marshmallows
Williams-Sonoma says: "Fluffy marshmallows are hand cut and individually dusted."
Price: $5.95. Set of four.
6.00 for 4 marshmallows. That are cut like stars and melt the minute it hits the hot chocolate. Oh wait..they are DUSTED. Totally worth it.
Item #54-5710884 Three Months Of Pork
Williams-Sonoma says: "Includes 2-lb. extra thick bacon steak, 2 lbs. 4 oz. smoked Italian sausage links, and 2 lbs. Heritage Berkshire pork bulk breakfast sausage."
Price: $99.95
Waiitttt a sec.....this is 3 months of pork??? 6 pounds of meat? for 100.00? This is a breakfast meal in our house. And they make you wait for it with baited breath every month.
Items #54-126250 and #54-527879 Butter Making Kit, Rooster Butter Stamp
Williams-Sonoma says: "Just add cream for fresh, flavorful butter in 20 minutes!... A bas-relief rooster image adds a flourish to fresh churned butter"
Price: $29.95 (kit), $9.95 (stamp)
Butter in 20 minutes. Really? Do they mention how you churn for for 20 damn minutes until your arm falls off? That butter would be enough to butter someone's toast. Once. Well, i guess you have the option of stamping the butter. Where's Costco?
Item #54-5062088 Breville Smart Waffle Maker
Williams-Sonoma says: "With 12 browning setting and an 'A Bit More' button that let you add on time until waffles are cooked to perfection."
Price: $199.95 (two-square), $249.95 (four-square)
Now, here is the obvious question. If you have 12 browning settings, you actually need "A BIT MORE" setting?? And truly, i make alot of fucking waffles-how can there be 12 and A BIT MORE browning of waffles? Is level 1 white? Level 5 light tan with streaks of cream? Honey, please hit the "BIT MORE" button...the waffle is brown like toast, but needs more more. Just a bit.
Item #54-5873732 Gingerbread Estate
Williams-Sonoma says: "(not shown)"
Price: $249.95
Notes: What the fuck? I can't see the estate? The house itself is 57 bucks. How much larger is the estate? Is it so large that it can't fit within any standard camera lens? Does it have a fucking golf course? I want a gingerbread estate with a chocolate moat and armed taffy guards and maple butter gates, and if someone tries to break in, my peppermint security alarm alerts an elite group of butter toffee SEAL members to come shoot hot caramel right in your fucking EYE.
Okay, I am getting testy now. Merry Christmas....
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